WTF? Anthony strikes again.

Cookies are fucking delicious. I’m going to ramble for four hundred words, and I’m going to do my best to make each sentence a fucking wordy as humanly possible. Actually, I won’t. I’m rather lazy.

Should you find yourself confronted by a bear, give the fuck up, bears kill for fun. Either that or the skins, I hear that the buffalo buy skins. The Walrus is truly nature’s most majestic animal. I’ve eventually got to start writing properly on vibrators and the like, but until then (then being when I’ve finally sat down and studied on them) I’ll be kind of ranting and rambling from one topic to the next.

Delicious tea and delicious ice cream and delicious chicken are all good things. One should try to be a decent person, because perfection is impossible. At least, perfection is such an abstract term the closer one comes to it the less one is who they were when they started, and they’ve developed entirely new personality traits and with them a whole new set of problems. Listening to music may soothe the soul, but death metal does not. Does that mean it isn’t music…?

It’s only a matter of time until the end of the world, but it’s a ridiculous concept. For starters, what people refer to as the end of the world is more than likely not actually the end of the world but of the human race. Humans are important and all that. Even what we think of as the end of the world will most likely end up being the end of one civilization and the beginnings of another.

War is terrible for morale and morals but make for great economic stimulation. Self stimulation is healthy, and people who think otherwise are either sheltered or fucking retarded. Even if someone goes by the teachings of the Bible and its followers it’s still stated time and time again things are only bad when taken to the limit. It’s fine to do the things you want within reason, within moderation.

If you’re going to do things that might be considered wrong by others the best choice when confronted is to be as forward as possible, state why what you’re doing isn’t wrong in your eyes. Unless it involves thing that are universally wrong; rape and murder without cause.

Do thing that amuse you and you’ll live a happier life. Live without compromise only if you intend to die alone and wealthy. Compromise is a beautiful thing because if you start out with outrageous demands you can end up with what you want and you don’t have to back down too far.

I’m so ballin’.

Also, make sure you buy some vibraters. I need the money.



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Public Masterbation ;o

Proper etiquette for masturbating in public is not quite what you’d think. Half of doing it is being so very jumpy and paranoid that you aren’t going to get caught because you’re stopping every time someone comes within 10 paces, and the other half comes from being charismatic in the event you are caught.

The trick to not getting caught is to try standing someplace out of sight, or at least where half of you is hidden. Once you have this it’s only a matter of how long it takes you personally to finish. A good point to bring up is what you’ll actually be doing with… your finished product, but to each his own. The three options are: tissue, letting it go wherever, and eating it. Again, do whatever you feel you should, personal preference taking priority here.

As for the charisma, there are a few ways you can chalk it up. You can lie about whatever you’re doing; you can be honest and go for shock factor. It’s actually a matter of how well you reacted to being found out. If you’re caught with your dick in your hand it’s over man. If, however, you’re merely caught with a flushed face and heavy breaths claim some sort of illness. Either way, getting away as quickly as possible is the best idea from this point.

All in all, masturbation in public is a terrible idea. I’m honestly saying you shouldn’t do it. In fact, if the urge strikes you so badly, the only place proper for such an act is the bathroom, stall preferred. Its one thing to have sex in public, where it’s frowned upon but not creepy, but masturbation in public is just downright nasty. Keep things clean, bro.

Though, the idea of impromptu masturbation can make for some amusing situations for everyone but you. Imagine walking in on your college professor with his dick in his hand and a cucumber up his ass. Hilarity ensues. I think this article is a winner. It has directions for prison worthy offences and it doesn’t afraid of anything. I think I should rant and rant and rant until I hit 400 words, or until I decide to rewrite it. I sure hope I don’t have to rewrite this, that wouldn’t be very fun. Tea is pretty fucking delicious. Shitfucker is now a word in my Microsoft Word. I’m so ballin’.



For those of you too cowardly to McGuyver up your sex life, I guess you can might find it more useful to just read this review of some sites that sell vibraters.



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Anthony Travis' Weird Ramblings 2

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Anthony Travis' Weird Ramblings 1

I’d like to discuss some impractical uses for household items, namely for masturbating. Now, you’d think this is a terrible idea, and you’d be right, but it’s far funnier to go against what you think. It’s funnier for everyone else when they find out about it, anyway.

Back to the topic a hand, I’ll get to the first of the room you may find impromptu sex toys; the kitchen. One of the biggest categories you’ll find the best items if the vegetables. Carrots make good starter toys, as they’re not quite as thick as some other choices, making them easier to work with than others. The biggest drawback, however, is that they’re rather fragile. Breaking a carrot off into you is never a good idea; believe me (though you can put a condom on it as a failsafe). Still, the carrot is easy to acquire and easier to use. Just touch yourself in places your religious leader would frown on!

The next choice, and quite the popular one, is the cucumber. Now, cucumbers are much thicker than carrots so they aren’t exactly for those starting out using household items, but it can be especially satisfying if you happen to have stretched yourself beyond what a carrot can please. The first thing to do is peel it, the bumps on the outside of a cucumber can do more damage to your soft inner tissues than you’d think just looking at it. Use a small sharp knife to remove the skin. Now, one of the bigger problems with cucumbers is the same as with carrots. They can be brittle, and breaking a vegetable off inside of you is a nightmare. Keep a condom on it while using one for security.

The most convenient thing about using food items is that you can dispose of them without attracting attention, they’re just foods, and nobody will look at you oddly if you buy a cucumber. Though a great idea is to buy similar things, just going to the grocery and buying phallic foods might get you some stares, and even burned at the stake.

Some good items found in the living room include: cell phones charging, video game controllers, and spare vibrators. Cell phones are the weaker choice, but work nonetheless as they have a vibrate function. Remember to keep clean if you intend to use them for other things, like calling people. Controllers can be a good idea if you’ve got a vibrate button, or are playing a particularly awesome game. Vibrators are good, end of story.

Next time, we discuss better choices, and some terrible ones. Enjoy your masturbation, asshats.


For those of you too cowardly to McGuyver up your sex life, I guess you can might find it more useful to just read this review of some sites that sellvibraters.



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Layman's Dojo - Japanese Edition (Katana)

How would you be able to identify the quality of a weapon without first knowing what to look for? In this first article we will briefly cover the parts of a sword and the best metals to look for with your intent toward the weapon in mind.

First, lets lay down the groundwork with a bit of terminology:

-Kissaki- The tip of the blade, also known as “Sharp pointy end”
-Boshi- This is the curved edge of metal leading from the Kissaki to the edge (Cutting side) of your weapon.
-Hamon- This is the wavy pattern on the sword caused by the cooling process during forging. It has little to do with the quality of the weapon (Except for some exceptions), but is a major value in regard to aesthetics (i.e. It’s what makes it pretty), and is something to look out for if you are a Collector.
-Mune- This is the back of the katana. (The not cutting side)
-Hi- The groove running down the spine of the blade; also called “Blood groove”
-Ha- The cutting edge of the katana. This is obviously important, seeing as it is the major funtion of the weapon.
-Habaki- The blade collar. (A band of metal wrapped around the bottom of the blade, adding stability and aesthetics)
-Tsuba- The hand guard, seperating your fists from the offending blade of an opponent.
-Tsuka- The “handle”. Where the posessor holds the sword.
-Tsuka Ito- This is the wrapping that goes around the handle, adding grip and possibly aesthetics.
-Kashira- The pommel, or “Butt End” of the sword.
-Tang- The portion of the blade that runs through the handle, there are a few variants.
-Full Tang- Neccesary for those of you who will be actually using this weapon, as it ensures a durable and well made sword that is not going to bust apart on the first unlucky tree that you go whacking at!
-Half Tang- On this type of blade, the tang only goes halfway through the handle, not affording much in the way of stability, but no big deal for those of you who are collecting.

Allright, with that down pat we can get into the materials used, and what types are best for your intent. There are many metals and variations of formula used in sword smithing, I will cover just a few. We can break things up simply with a question of “Stainless Steel, versus Carbon Steel”

-Stainless Steel- These are swords used primarily in decoration only. They are not suitable for use in combat or the rigors of day to day practice. (If the weapons states 440 Stainless, keep an eye out for 440-C, it is more durable and higher quality than 440-B or A
-Carbon Steel-These are the more usable weapons, being able to survive some tough love from the owner, and should hold up well in combat environments.



Keep reading to find out more, from Roman swords to Italian fencing techniques!



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Layman's Dojo Introduction

The arts of sword crafting and swordplay are ancient ones. Traditions that are still enjoyed to this day, whether by a spirited Martial Artist, an avid Collector, or even as a casual side hobby or interest. The world of swords is vast, complex, and unfortunately hard to crack into if one is unaware of what to look for.

Most people who first show interest in collecting swords, or buying one to begin training with couldn’t tell you which side is up, let alone perform a proper swing. This series of articles is geared toward those who are interested in acquiring their first sword, showing them what to look for in a proper blade (What makes it battle ready), where to find it, and then a simple guide to learning the basics of swordplay. There will be two series in concern to this: the first dealing with Asian style blades, the second concerning European weapons. There could be a discussion held for days upon days concerning which of these style of weapons is superior, but I will not in any way express a bias toward one or the other. It is this author’s opinion that style matters much less than the skill of the wielder, and thusly the aim of these articles is only to inform in a clear, simple and concise method (In “Layman’s terms”)

The First article of each series will explain the parts of a sword, how it is forged and put together, and what to look out for when purchasing a blade of your very own.

The Second article will give you some ideas of good places to scope out for your sword. Where to shop, how to find out if the source is reliable, and how much you should be paying based on your intended use of the weapon.

The Third article will give you an overlay of how to care for your weapon. Keeping it in top shape only makes sense if you are going to shell out the cash to get it in the first place!

The Fourth article will get into basic technique. Stances, attacking, blocking, counters, etc.

By the end of the fourth article, it is the goal of this author to have properly armed the reader with the knowledge necessary to spot a good weapon, the skill to wield it, and the understanding of how to care for it.

So, if your interest is piqued, please, step into my Dojo.


Read on to find out all about swords, from Japanese KAtana to Roman swords.



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Maplestory Mesos for Sale

For anyone looking for Maplestory Mesos for sale, it is important to find the best sites to buy from. There are at least a hundred sites of varying quality all claiming they are the absolute best place to buy your mesos, but most of them are medocre at best, and some are flat out scams--the site will take your money and give you the run around, or they'll use your information a few months down the line and run you dry.

All of this can be avoided though with a little careful study of the best sites, so you don't end up with a terrible site.

The site I personally use is SwagVault, so I will be using it as an example of a good site that has Maplestory Mesos for sale. The first thing to note is that the site is safe to buy from; you aren't going to be in any danger of any sort of shenanigans if you are buying from SwagVault. Other safe sites can be found by asking around, if SwagVault isn't your cup of tea for one reason or another.

The second thing is price. Good sites tend to have similar prices; more often than not you'll only save a dollow at the most unless you are buying a ton of mesos or the site you buy from is running a sale of some sort. So really, price isn't THAT important; as long as it isn't an obviously overpriced site, it should be worth giving a check, since other things are more important than price.

The last thing I like to check for is whether the site is careful about keeping sales private. Good sites don't do risky stuff, and thus don't put their customers at risk. Risky behavior includes a ton of things, including in-game ads and the like. Also, sites that aren’t careful with the method they use to send you or give you their mesos can be a problem to buy from. SwagVault is my favorite because they are so very careful in this area.

I hope you know what to look for in a good site now. If you don’t want to hunt down sites on your own, I recommend just using SwagVault, as it is a pretty good site with decent prices and high safety ratings.

If you want to read comparison reviews and more about currency sites, check out my blog, where I talk about everything from the best WoW Gold Sites to the first places you can buy AION Kinah when it launches.



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