That is right! Bullets are now obsolete! Some punk giving you hell every time you stop by your local gas station, but you are too afraid to give him shit back? You never know who is packing these days, but now that doesnt even matter! Bulletproof clothing! Give that ass some sass back and let him tear out his nine on you! He will take his shot, see that you are impervious, and then promptly pass the hell out due to sheer shock! Or, you can take advantage of his incoherent state and boot him in the chest while he stands in sheer awe of you Bad Duditude!
Paired up with Dick Cheney or some other crappy hunting partner that you cannot trust with a firearm for more than a moment? Protect your badass ass with some bulletproof pants! Think of the hilarity of someone accidentally popping off their firearm into your bum and your only response being to turn around and backhand them across the face! Super Badass!
Or maybe you are involved in a local uprising, caught between some crossfire in your local Wal-Mart. Arent you glad you got ahold of a bulletproof jacket!? One that not only looks badass just like any other leather jacket, but can also impart the attributes of a damn superman!? You are damn right you are happy. You know what else you are!? A survivor!
Be a Bad Dude. An awesome Bad Dude, and look up some bulletproof clothing right now! Right this very second! Stop reading! What are you doing!? Click a link or something and check this stuff out for Chrissake! Seriously, I will shoot you through your monitor! Oh wait, but if you are wearing bulletproof clothing it will not affect you! God, what a hardass you are! In your bulletproof clothing!
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